Bio

If life is analogous to a journey through the forest - and the masses tout "success" as being focused enough to find your way out... then Roy Haber is proudly one of the lost.

Born In Israel, Roy had your average beginning. Then, as if the confusion of his roots wouldn't already eventually turn this little boy into a skewed man, his parents pulled the cruelest trick you can play on a child, deciding to raise him in Kentucky. Considering this kaleidoscope of genealogy and eclecticism of personality traits, only one career path seemed appropriate for Roy... Comedian!

Standing at a breath-taking 5 feet, 2 inches, and weighing in at a staggering 130 pounds, Roy Haber commands the stage like Shaquile O'Neal controls the gridiron. That might not make much sense, but neither does low-carb bread. All you need to know is that Roy Haber is one funny little dude. His life is his comedy, and vice versa. Roy revels in his unique redneck-Jewish heritage, and unlike other guys his height who have a chip on their shoulder, Roy takes it all in stride. He is as funny as other short guys are pissed, and rather than compensating for it with a pickup truck, he makes his statement on the stage with laughter and applause. Whether it's making fun of himself, tackling serious issues like his battle with Crohn's disease, slamming an analytical magnifying glass on world events and society in general, or sharing a story from his travels - Roy's comedy is live, direct, and brutally honest.

Fan's of Roy's comedy rave of his phenomenal wit and edge, as well as the relevance of his humor in today's "Patriot Act" society. Critics of his style complain he sometimes goes beyond the "accepted psychology of the time." But all who have seen his performances truly appreciate his will to speak his mind, sparring no karmic expense, and excluding no one in his satirical tirades. The most compelling idea echoed by both the proponent and opponent is that, though he often leads his audience to the very edge, he shows great tact in realizing where that edge is, and attempts to tread past the threshold only when necessary and never for the cheap, yet often sought after "shock value" laugh. Not only will Roy's show have you doubled over begging for comedic mercy, but it will also undoubtedly move you to thought and reason.

Roy has performed throughout the United States, for our troops abroad, and cut his teeth on many stages in Canada. He's appeared with Jim Breuer, Tommy Davidson, Don Rickles, Tim Wilson, Alex Reymundo, and many more. He also received numerous awards at the IMTA Nationals in Los Angeles California, including 2nd runner-up, "Actor Of The Year". Come out to the show, warm up your face muscles, and prepare your tear ducts for an evening of hilarity. You'll be sure to have BIG fun with this little man. But be warned... Anything goes!

"Roy Haber is not addicted to the laugh, and thus he gets more of them than
most comics." Steve Hofstetter, Comedian/Sirius
SatelliteRadio/Collegehumor.com

"If you're in the room or in the news... You're a target for Roy!"
Snitch Magazine

"He gets funnier and more twisted each time I see him. I truly mean that."
Derek Richards, Comedian

"He walks the tip of the political edge with the balance of a mountain
goat." Peter Sasso, Comedian and Cruise Ship Entertainer of the year

"His comedy is much taller than he is." Tony Williams, Security at The
Comedy House Theatre/Columbia Sc.

"This man is hilarious!" Tony Orlando